Monster Hunters Needed

* ALERT* This is an emergency bulletin from Monster Hunters Inc. *ALERT*

Your help is urgently needed; Vampire Politicians are sucking the life out of Mr. Freemarket Capitalism, Mrs. America, as well as Mr. & Mrs. Taxpayer. The Wicked Witch of the West Coast and The Harry beast from Nevada are leading these Vampire Politicians. It is said that they are taking bits and pieces of Bill’s and putting them together forming a terrible Frankenstein Monster Bill. This Monster will undoubtedly attack the same victims as the Vampire Politicians. THEY MUST BE DEFEATED! WE MUST SAVE Mr. Capitalism, Mrs. America, and The Taxpayers! How, you may ask? We must look to the ghosts of our past to defeat these ghouls of the present. The Ghosts of Washington, Jefferson, Hamilton, Adams, Paine, Henry, and Franklin are whom we must turn to. Their words, their thoughts, their ideas are the stakes we need to defeat the Vampire Politicians, likewise the fire of Freedom is what we need to destroy the Monster. As far as The Wicked Witch and The Harry beast…We only need common sense and VOTE THE BUMS OUT!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Mike